Bottom jokes
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To get to the bottom.
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Man: Knock, knock...
Boy: Who's there?
Man: Bear...
Boy: Bear who?
Man: Bear bottom.
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
What has a bottom at the top?
Your legs.
Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*
Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*
2021-2022
What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?
100 dead babies in a trash can.
What is worse than that?
There's a live one at the bottom.
What is worse than that?
It eats its way out.
What is worse than that?
It comes back for seconds.
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
JFK
Half is definitely a bottom.
You: Its nighttime, shouldn't we be heading to bed?
Boy Roommate: Ok, are you Top or Bottom?
You: Uhhhhhhh
Boy Roommate: No dumby, bunk beds.
You: Thank God.
Boy Roommate: But if you wanna, we can...
You: *faints*
How do you make an ass laugh?
Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.
When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.
"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."
Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?
Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.