Bottom jokes

What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?

Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.

I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.

Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.

Thank you, nurse!

Man: Knock, knock...

Boy: Who's there?

Man: Bear...

Boy: Bear who?

Man: Bear bottom.

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?

To get to the bottom.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start :)

What do you call an emo kid at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start.

What has a bottom at the top?

Your legs.

Guy: Fight me on Xbox. Guy: Oh right, you don't have one *laughs*

Me: Fight me in real life. Me: Oh right, you don't have a real life. *INSERTS APPLE BOTTOM JEANS*

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What is worse than a dead baby in a trash can?

100 dead babies in a trash can.

What is worse than that?

There's a live one at the bottom.

What is worse than that?

It eats its way out.

What is worse than that?

It comes back for seconds.

Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.

JFK

Half is definitely a bottom.

When you have a box of dead babies in your garage and one of them is alive at the bottom and has to eat its way out but goes back for seconds.

How do you make an ass laugh?

Crack a CHEEKY JOKE.

"Apple bottom cringe boots with the kek (with the kek) got the whole club looking at Shrek."

Your hairline looks like something that came off the bottom of a Reese's cup.

In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.

Jk: Jimin, why are you so small?

Jm: Excujjimi?

Jk: No offense, Jim.

Jm: Yah, call me hyung!

Jk: But I'm bigger.

Jm: I'm older!

Jk: I'm the top and you're the bottom, so I don't think it's right to call you hyung.

Jm:......

Why did the toilet paper get to the bottom of the hill?

Because he went down the drain! - it's a bad joke, lmao.

If I was a poo, I’d be the one that gets stuck to the bottom of the shitter when no one wants ya xox.