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do atoms eat booty no because they are to cool ;(
Swiggity swooty i'm coming for dat booty
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef! - HEADASS! here's the real joke:
Imma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, u gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
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Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
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Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- ..go on.. Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- *cries T_T*
What's more stupid than Rapper & Booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A CRACK-UP
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on CRACK
