Booty jokes
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
big booty latinas.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
What does every pirate hate?
A small chest with no booty.
What's more stupid than rapper and booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Can we have sex, because if we don't, I can't like you, big, thick booty!
So let's have sex in bed, you sexy woman, or behind a tree, because shoving my dick in your pussy is a very nice feeling while sucking your ass.
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues.
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
Why did Hitler keep on f***ing England?
Because it had a Great Booty!
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."