Booty jokes
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty!
What do you call a country's booty?
Its bottom line.
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
What is better than hitting a booty? Playing with the titties.
What did the booty say when it was asked to help?
"I've got your backside covered!"
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass, not breathing.
Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little Johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone.
Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
big booty latinas.
Why doesn't the pirate go to the strip club?
Because he has ALL of the booty!
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
If your butt hurts real bad, put some vapor rub and booty cream on it so it can heal back to normal.
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
What do you call a shake? Shake ya booty!
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.