Booty jokes
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
Why couldn’t the booty be on social media?
It had too many FOLLOWERS behind it.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
Yo hairline is bigger than yo mama's booty.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
How does a booty stay in shape?
It works its glutes off!
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)