Booty jokes
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
How do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? When you pull her pants, her ass.
A teacher walked up to me and said, "How did we get butt cracks?"
I was like 4, so I said, "You had an earthquake on your booty."
Bootylicious lol
What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone?
A booty call.
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
Do atoms eat booty? No, because they are too cool. ;)
How do booties greet each other?
"What's crackin'?"
What do you call a booty that’s always negative?
A pessimist-cheek.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
Why couldn't the booty be a conductor?
It couldn't stay on track.
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef!
I'mma flip this coin, if it lands on heads, tuh, you gotta give me head, if it lands on tails then you gotta give me the booty, so lets give this a try *flips coin* OOP! Would ya look at that, it landed on both, ESSKETIT!
Abraham Lincoln was a good man, he jumped out the window with his dick in his hand and walked up to a group of ladies and said I'm doing my duty so why don't you give me some booty?
Why don't booties get invited to parties?
They tend to CRACK people up!
I like Little Johnny's tight booty cheeks.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
Aye, Argh, Sea.