Lemme clap your girls booty cheeks daddy papi
do atoms eat booty no because they are to cool ;(
big booty latinas
can we have sex because if we dont i cant like you big thick BOOTY! ;]*so lets have sex in bed you sexy woman or behind a tree because shoving my dick in your P***y is a very nice feeling while sucking your A*s
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty
Swiggity swooty i'm coming for dat booty
What's more stupid than Rapper & Booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said “ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class “ What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on CRACK
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A CRACK-UP
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A BUTT-TRICK
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
how do you tell if a chick is too fat to fuck? when you pull her pants her ass
What do you call a smart booty?
A WISE-CRACK
How do asses communicate?
Through BOOTY CALLS
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ENDS MEET
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and CHEEK
