Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said โWHAT WAS THAT?โ His dad said โ That was the sound of the north wind. The next day his teacher asked the class โ Whatโs the direction of the north wind?โ Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said โTEACH ITโS MY DADDYโS BOOTY!โ
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you ๐
Lemme clap your girls booty cheeks daddy papi
Yes, sir
Four big guys and they grab on my thighs Blow up my guts like the 4th of July If they keep fuckin' my butt then I might just cry Poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
He lick my dick and the cum start sprayin' Charging up my dick I'ma go super saiyan When he cum the fuckin' booty I don't do much playing Then I whispered in his ear, like hey are you stayin' He said yeah I'm not leavin'
I guess he George Floyd, cause always leavin' Not breathin' he chew on my dick like a baby That's teathin' I'm fuckin' a nigga I think it's named Steven Hawkin f*ck him 'til he ain't walkin', dick stone-cold call him BBC Austin It's a booty massacre when I visit him in Boston Bought him new titties I don't care what they costin'
Bitch, hop on the dick do a split Shout out Lil Baby My dick is as real as it gets, I'm not fuckin' On him if he don't have tits I'm catchin' his balls like my name Kyle Bitz
There's four Big guys, they're grabin' on my thighs They blow my guts like the 4th of July If he keep fuckin' my butt then I might cry There's poop and semen sprayin' on my eyes
Yes sir, that is a fact tho, take out my dick slip it in his asshole Swinging my dick through the air like a lasso Painted his face like Apollo Pocasso (ugh) But I'm not a very good artist, f*ck 'em all good 'til that Nigga farted planted my seeds in his ass like a garden The way I play with balls, you should call me James Harden
Yeah, DigBar is elite, there's four big guys and I'm takin' their meat I eat the boy's butt, Then I chase him with skeet And I charge for booty, I promise DigBar Isn't cheap And I count dudes when I sleep, not sheep, get up in my sheets And I'm beatin' on my meat
Bitch We got four big guys and they grab on my thighs And they gon' bust on my eyes
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can we have sex because if we dont i cant like you big thick BOOTY! ;]*so lets have sex in bed you sexy woman or behind a tree because shoving my dick in your P***y is a very nice feeling while sucking your A*s
Denki- hey mineta i have a joke Mineta- ..go on.. Denki- Ochakos booty Mineta- i dont get it? Denki- exactly Mineta- *cries T_T*
Girls Are Yummy Stupid
Are Really Erectable
Tasty Honey Ejaculable
Booty Everything Sucking Titties
Gays don't be mad, read the first letter of every word :D
What's more stupid than Rapper & Booty jokes?
NOTHING!
Where did the pirate pay his taxes?
AYE ARGH S
Why doesnt the pirate go to the strip club? Because he has ALL of the booty? heehe
Why did the booty go to therapy?
It had some DEEP-SEATED issues
One day, little Johnny was playing with his toys and looked out the window. He saw the neighbor's kid laying face-first in the grass. Not breathing. Little Johnny continued to shoot his nerf gun at the neighbor's big booty cheeks. No movement at all. After little johnny went to get a snack, he looked out the window again and the kid was gone. Little Johnny went to the neighbors and said, "I'm sorry to hear that your child has gone missing."
What does a pirate say to his girlfriend?
I want your booty
do atoms eat booty no because they are to cool ;(
"if u can make them laugh and giggle, u can make their booty shake and jiggle"
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A BUTT-TRICK
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A CRACK-UP
Why couldnโt the booty stay calm?
Because it was on CRACK
i like little Johnny's tight booty cheeks