Your moms so fat, when she sat on walmart, she lowered the prices!
Me: I kiss my mom on the lips Friend: Uh, I guess that's somewhat nor- Me: Lower lips Friend: I gotta go
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top a gas station, she will lower the prices.
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I got in a car crash with a dwarf one day. He came storming out, and glared at me. I lowered my window and called out "So, I'm guessing you're not happy?".
It’s true women do make less money than men But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
Yo mama, is so fat when she sat on Walmart she lowers the prices
been getting alot of paper cuts on my fingers lately, i guess its a sign i should go lower
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When I die, I'll let everyone I kept dear lower my coffin into the ground.
So they can let me down one last time.
Roads be so rough in Oklahoma, I saw a high lifted truck get ended riding lower than a hot wheels car
2 guys in a car get pulled over by a cop. Cop taps the window, window rolls down. "goodevening gentlemen, we're looking for 2 pedophiles."
Guy quickly closes the window. 10 seconds later he lowers it again and says: "Ok, we'll do it."
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What's the difference between a goverment and a pawn shop?
They lower you
If you don't have big Nyash,
Lower your voice while talking to me, You Mau Mau warrior.😂😂😂
