If you are depressed, eat Panera Bread. It is so yummy yum yyum yum yum yum.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Feliz Navidad Prospero Ano y Felicidad.
I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas I wanna wish you a Merry Christmas From the bottom of my heart.
What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitter's boots.
What do Madeline McCann and a submarine have in common?
Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
I want your cock in my rock bottom.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Shitpost-master general
How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?
"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"
A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town.
He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.”
The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili.
The sight was shocking, and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Butthole.
What's worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
What plate goes to Bikini Bottom?
Malaysia Flight 370.
Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first? The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his sh*t's already packed.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
