Before Marriage Boy:At last, I can hardly wait! Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even thing about it! Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of course, always! Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: No, why are you asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get! Girl: Will you slap me? Boy: Hell nah, you crazy!! Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yeah girl! Girl: Oh Honeyyyđ After Marriage Now, read that from the bottom to the top.
K Half is definitely a bottom
What is the biggest butt in the world?
The bottom of the ocean
Whats yellow and blue and found at the bottom of a pool? A baby with slashed floaties
Gay Collage Joke: You- Its nighttime shouldn't we be heading to bed-Boy Roommate-Ok are u Top or Bottom? -You-Uhhhhhh-Boy Roommate- No dumby bunk beds-You-Thank God- Boy Roommate- But if u wanna we can... -You- *faints*
A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?" She points off the cliff and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside all mangled and dead. The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."
What happens when water loses its bottom jaw? It had a hurt o-chin(Ocean)!
whats the grossest thing ever? A bag of dead babies whats even more gross? The bottom one is still wriggling
Mans got dat big bati u know
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people canât swim
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him canât believe what he just saw. Heâs more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, âHow did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and weâre hundreds of feet above the ground!â
The jumper responds by slurring, âWell, I donât get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.â He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesnât slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. âYouâre really an a**hole when youâre drunk, Superman.â
What's worse than a dead baby?- A pile of dead babies- whats worse than that? -The one on the bottom is alive.- And whats worst than that is, the baby has to eat it's way out
Look I didn't hit rock bottom I gracefully floated down there like Mary Poppins with an umbrella.
You: âKnock knockâ Person: âWhoâs there?â You: âLeafâ Person: âLeaf who?â You: âLeaf this houseâ
*Apple bottom jeans playsâ
Whatâs grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies. Whatâs grosser than that? A live one at the bottom. Whatâs grosser than that? When he eats his way out. Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and heâs on the bottom. She said tell him weâre making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. Tomato means harder and cheese means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming tomato tomato tomato cheese cheese cheese, then my little brother said can yâall stop making sandwiches your getting mayonnaise all over my bed.
What did The Rock say to his dad?
I'm gonna Rock Bottom my cock down your throat!
So, there was this cop on the top bunk of a bunk bed. Another cop walks in and sits on the bottom bunk and the cop on the top bunk bed said, "You're under a-rest."Š
What do you call blue and orange at the bottom of a pool
-a baby with flat armbands-
