What is 3 feet tall and sits at the bottom of children's beds?
A: Garry Glitters boots.
What's Madeline mccann and a submarine got in common? Both are at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen!
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How do you try to shout at someone On the Bottom of the ground?
"Hey Sir! Are you dead?'
for every blonde in the world
Scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
A young cowboy entered a seedy cafe in a small West Texas town. He sat at the counter and spotted an elderly cowboy with his arms folded and his gaze fixed on a bowl of chili. After roughly 15 minutes of staring at it, the young cowboy boldly inquired, “If you’re not going to eat it, do you mind if I do?” Slowly turning his head toward the young wrangler, the older cowboy muttered, in his best cowboy voice, “Nah. Go ahead.” The young cowboy eagerly reached over and slid the bowl over to his spot, spooning it in with glee. He was almost to the bottom when he noticed a rotten dead rat in the chili. The sight was shocking and he immediately upchucked the chili into the bowl. The old cowboy quietly said, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too...”
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
What sits at the bottom of the sea and twitches? A nervous wreck.
BUTTHOLE
What worse than a bag of dead babies? One at the bottom is still wriggling.
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Teddy’s got a man in his Fanny
What’s under the bottom?
Your legs.
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What plate goes to Bikini bottom Malaysia flight 370
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first. The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his shits already packed.
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What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? A good start :)
man: knock knock...
boy: who's there?
man: bear...
boy: ...bear who?
man: bear bottom
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
