Ed is Ed in bed full of head.
Mr Big Fart
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY)
Your momma so dumb she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Why don't lesbians like dick? Because they don't want there mouths looking like jesus christs hands.
Police Report: Looking for a female, light brown hair, blue eyes, freckles and a small scar on her right check. Last seen on cctv wearing a see through bottoms, a pink top and a vibrating dildo hanging out of her arse. If you find this woman, please get her to charge the dildo for excessive fun.
Butt plug oh butt plug get out of me, butt plug oh butt plug get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you, oh butt plug oh butt plug, something is nutty.