What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
Why are Indians so good at football? Each time they get a corner they open a shop.
Why did they call off the leper hockey game?
There was a face off in the corner.
What's a rapist's fav position? Missionary in a dark corner
your fat
So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?
Then said do you want me to get your parents.
Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner? They wanted some family time.
