How did Helen keller’s mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?
Then said do you want me to get your parents.
A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.
The physicist said, “We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed.”
The engineer said, “I think I’ve got a few spanners in the back. I’ll take a look and see if I can work out what’s wrong.”
The programmer said, “Why don’t we get going again and see if it’s reproducible?”
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. “Oh this handles so well !” they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he’s gonna pay every single cent cuz we’re going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said “What do you want wimp? " The gay said ,” You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we’re gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we’re gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"
I saw your mother get into a white Ford Taurus on the corner of Milton and Halliburton and you still trying to tell me she ain’t got no job cause she "can’t get a ride to work "
A man was reported stealing a bar of soap from a corner store. The police concluded that he made a clean getaway.
what is red white and blue and makes me proud to live in this country? the baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.
What is a defenition of tight? A.Putting a blind man in a round room and saying your dinners in the corner.