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How did Helen keller’s mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner

What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later

Friend: Why did you touch me? Me: That guy in the corner with no hair , glasses, really nice, white button up shirt, that drives a white van slow by school zones told me to and he would give me hard candy.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner – and she looked.

So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?

Then said do you want me to get your parents.

What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

The physicist said, “We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed.”

The engineer said, “I think I’ve got a few spanners in the back. I’ll take a look and see if I can work out what’s wrong.”

The programmer said, “Why don’t we get going again and see if it’s reproducible?”

Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. “Oh this handles so well !” they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he’s gonna pay every single cent cuz we’re going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said “What do you want wimp? " The gay said ,” You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we’re gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we’re gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"

How do you confuse a fish?

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

ME: hey joe updog

Joe:what

me:updog

Whats updog 0.0 facepalms

me: lol in the corner

One weekend some distant family members that I hadn’t met before came over. My cousins (who I also hadn’t met before) were fighting, so I decided to separate them and place them in opposite corners of the room (thinking it would help).

My mom took me to an empty room with tears in her eyes, and told me they both ended up dying.

Well, SO-RRY but I didnt know they’re conjoined twins.

what is red white and blue and makes me proud to live in this country? the baby in the corner I choked, stabbed, and then came on.

Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she’s is tenderizing you for dinner.