There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."
How did Helen keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.
What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold? -- Because it's 90 degrees.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight, one recess we met together on the playground and she brought me to the corner of the playground, that was my first kiss and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police and they aressted my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
Why doesn’t Pakistan have any football teams?
Every corner they get the open a shop on it!
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
This is really mean... A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner
How do you stay warm in a cold room?
You go to the corners. It's always 90 degrees
I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.
Q: Why aren't there any Wal Marts in Afghanistan? A: Because there's a Target on every corner
A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.
Why don't Indians play soccer? -Coz every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.