There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."
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Whatโs red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade Whatโs green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later
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a andrewgrayson5 days ago Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jills candy But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jills real name is Randy. 27 1 3
M MedievalJoker22 hours ago in America Did you know that Americans fall out of both sides of the bed?!? 4 0 0
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๐๐๐ ๐๐๐๐๐ฃ๐1 day ago Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils? 5 0 0
Staniel13 hours ago A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive." 3 0 2
Staniel14 hours ago Why did the sperm cross the road โโโโ because I put on the wrong sock today 3 0 0
TheForeverVirgin5 days ago 1 like=1 more orphan I dropkick 28 2 5
Anonymous1 day ago Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :) 4 0 0
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G Goofy ah11 hours ago I. Have no dad no milk and no mom so that means no tits like if u can relate 2 0 1
A Alastor Already From Hell14 hours ago Whatโs the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, their both dead, one painted the walls and the other commuted suicide by pressing ALT + F4 2 0 0
C COLINGAMING2000915 hours ago A funny joke
knock knock "Whose there" who "who who" Ha who who you sound like an owl "fuck you" 3 1 1
Sandwichtheif16 hours ago Why canโt orphans play baseball?
He canโt find home 2 0 0
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Anonymous5 days ago in Orphan What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt me. 15 1 1
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Z Za_gotjokesss4 days ago My depressed friend said he wanted to jump off of a bridge but he didnโt wanna commit suicide. I told him if yhu jump and yell parkour, itโll just be a failed stunt 7 0 0
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A man saw a lady with big breasts. He asked, "Excuse me, can I bite your breasts for $1000?" She agrees, so they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse and the man puts his face in her breasts for 10 minutes." Eventually the lady asks, "Aren't you gonna bite them?" He replies, "No, it's too expensive."
its smell like something die in my room, oh yeah its my dignity,hope, and my feeling. put in the corner of my room, they make a decent blanket to wipe my tears .
why did the romans build stright roads so the pachy bastards didny build corner shops
How many emo kids does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None they all are crying in a dark corner
I saw a kid crying in the corner. I asked them where their parents are, Man I love working at an orphanage
Why don't Indians play soccer? Bc everytime they get a corner they open up a shop
Y donโt Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner they open a shop
Why don't Indians play soccer? -Coz every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why doesn't Iran have an Walmarts? Because they have a Target at every corner.
A man was walking home but felt tired so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap tap then out of the corner of his eye he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone the man said "you scared me I thought you were a ghost" the other person mumbled "they spelt my name wrong"
why are corners so hot? they are always 90ยบ
The cure for depression is around the corner... There it is, The Train.
Why can't Indians play football play football
Every time they get a corner they open u a shop, ๐
