How did Helen keller’s mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up.” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”

What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later

Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner

How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner – and she looked.

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?

Then said do you want me to get your parents.

why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

  1. Your so fat you could sell shade!
  2. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner

There were 3 guys in detetenion called zip willy pee and they were all being naughty the teacher came in and said zip down willy out pee in the corner

Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.

Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

A: It’s always 90 degrees.

What’s red and sits in the corner? A baby chewing on a razor blade.

What’s green and sits in the corner? Same baby, one week later.

A physicist, an engineer and a programmer were in a car driving over a steep alpine pass when the brakes failed. The car was getting faster and faster, they were struggling to get round the corners and once or twice only the feeble crash barrier saved them from crashing down the side of the mountain. They were sure they were all going to die, when suddenly they spotted an escape lane. They pulled into the escape lane, and came safely to a halt.

The physicist said, “We need to model the friction in the brake pads and the resultant temperature rise, see if we can work out why they failed.”

The engineer said, “I think I’ve got a few spanners in the back. I’ll take a look and see if I can work out what’s wrong.”

The programmer said, “Why don’t we get going again and see if it’s reproducible?”

Why can’t Indians play football… cause every time they take a corner they make a shop

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