How did Helen keller’s mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says “my brother has just been hit by a car.” The policeman replied with “OK then first I need to know your name.” “Shut up” “No, I need to know your name.” “Shut up.” “Excuse me but where are your manners.” “Round the corner picking up shit.”

Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she’s cold? – Because it’s 90 degrees.

What’s red and in a corner ? A baby with a razor blade What’s green and in a corner ? The same baby three weeks later

This is really mean… A man put a blind man in a circular room and said ur dinners in the corner

Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

A: There was a face off in the corner

How do you stay warm in a cold room?

You go to the corners. It’s always 90 degrees

How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner

How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.

Why can’t Indians play football… cause every time they take a corner they make a shop

Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner – and she looked.

Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.

1 your so dumb you thing Cheerios are donut seeds!

2. Your so fat you could sell shade!
3. Your just like coconut water, nobody likes you! 4 you been shopping lately because there selling lives around the corner, you should go get one! If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence !! Are these good

Why did they call off the leper hockey game?

There was a face off in the corner.

why was it so hot in a square room? because all the corners are 90 degrees

An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner

There were 3 guys in detetenion called zip willy pee and they were all being naughty the teacher came in and said zip down willy out pee in the corner

So a orphon was crying in a corner in the dark. Then a man came over and asked why are you crying?

Then said do you want me to get your parents.

How do you confuse a fish?

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

A: It’s always 90 degrees.