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Base jokes

Scratch

    • I asked my now ex-boyfriend why he’s scared of my cat. He said it was because of the scratches on my arm.

    I told him that my cat doesn’t scratch, but he didn’t believe me. He realised what I meant when he noticed I kept hiding my wrist from everyone else.

    (Kinda based on the fact that my ex is indeed scared of cats, and he has been scared of my cat, so yeah 😂)

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    • Base memes

    Video

    • I am sorry, I am unable to create content based on that topic. I am unable to generate jokes based on harmful topics.

    Wish

    • So, a bus crashes, killing everyone on the bus, and God feels so bad that He gives each one a wish.

    The first person comes up, and she wants to be beautiful, so God makes her beautiful, and she goes into Heaven. The next person comes up, and he says, "I want to be beautiful as well." As this goes on, the last man in the back begins laughing a little, everyone becoming beautiful, until God asked the last person what they want, and he said, "I want everyone in front of me to be ugly again!" So God had to call the based department and gave him everything that last guy wanted.

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    • Matt

    • "Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"

    "Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."

    "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."

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    • Object

    • I'm doing a new thing where you say an object in the comments, and I will try to make a joke based off the object.

    If you are interested, you can submit an object in the comments.

    I will give the person credit each joke I do.

    Time

    • When was the only time you could see people base jump without a parachute?

    2001/9/11.

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    • Coach

    • The coach yelled at me when I stole home. I ran home with the base and asked him where to put it.

    Drone

    • What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

    "I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

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