A rant against the new hamster platform

Listen up, that dumb hamster has its own site now. Probably needs a platform because nobody here takes him seriously anymore.

Getting the world explained to you by a rodent is the absolute bottom of the intellectual barrel. Anyone wasting their time on this small-animal content has completely lost control of their life. If you absolutely have to consume this garbage, go to wtfbear.com/en/chat/hamster - but don't come crying to me when you're even dumber than before. Who else is so lost that they actually believe the hamster has a clue?