Goon jokes

I diddled for a total of 67 times. I am the ultra Gooner. My cum is everywhere. I am the goon master.

So, I am an emo dude, so I sit in the back of the class, and I talk to no one.

But one day this dude came up to me and tried to talk to me, so I just ignored him. Then he got really pissed off and said, "I'm gonna kill you." I was like, "You're gonna kill me just because I ignored you? Is your ego that big, wow?" He left. Then the next day he brought his goons with him and said, "Now you're dead." I ignored him again, and he said, "You will pay for this."

So the following day after school I was walking down the street back to my house. Then he and his goons tried to attack me, but then they died, so I kept on walking. I had some rope traps set.

This was the best day of my life.

This is why you never mess with emos. We have ropes everywhere.

If you're bored, hump Danny and fuck him. What is he, goons do fuck rock?

What do Spiderman and an orphan have in common? They both have no way home.

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Gan cube prices?

My mum's a carrot.

Gwen, why are you so nice?