What the difference between MetaCareForAll and the resurrection of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ? One of them is an unrealistic fantasy that can never come true because it wouldnt work. The other one is the resurrection our lord and saviour Jesus Christ. (Ben Shapiro 2020)
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible. I'm an EIGTHeyist
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At first I was skeptical, but the universe has really grown on me.
God
Science flew us to the moon. Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
Me and Jesus are really close he even turns the light on for me when i go pee in the middle of the, well that is what i thought until the fridge was wet.
If were all gods children.. whats so special about jesus?
There once was a boy named Sammy who loved this girl Beyond belief her name was Rayne but she didn’t notice him and or talk to him but one day she did and the ended up liking each other and getting married and living happil- wait no that’s not right Sammy actually snuck in Raynes house one day and kidnapped her and locked her in his basement and made her into a puppet so he could keep her forever and ever. The End .
Religion... That is all
Flat Earthers
Whats the difference between NASA and religion
NASA takes you through space Religion takes you through two towers
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
What movie do atheists watch for Christmas?
Coincidence on 34th Street
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer. One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. ̈I will go ask God! ̈ So, he asks God, and God chuckles. ̈You are what you are! ̈ The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, ̈What is wrong? ̈ The zebra answers, ̈Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied ́You are what you are! ́ ̈ His friend says, ̈Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said ́You is what you is! ́
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy. But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains so Mohammed said my faith can move sky scrapers
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school
I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says. -- Which makes me an eighth theist.
Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
