Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
COVID-19 Jokes
Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.
All countries will get Covid.
Except China, they got it right off the bat.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?
She lost her taste.
I got kicked out of a hospital once. I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.
I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.
COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
Everybody was kung flu dying.
It traveled as fast as lightning.
2020 was expert timing.
In fact, it was a little bit frightening.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
COVID-19 is like pasta.
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation.
I hate wearing a mask in public.