Covid 19 stopped mass shooting faster than the Government
Dark Humor is like Covid 19... Not everyone gets it.
How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19? She lost her taste.
All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat
i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test
Dr Fauci would be surprised to know that R Kelly didn't catch COVID-19. But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
For all the people with Covid-19 i just want to say... Stay positive
Covid-19 won't last long... it's made in China
Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?
Are you corona?? Cuz it’s hard to breath around u ;)
Everybody was kung flu dying It travelled as fast as lightning 2020 was expert timing In fact it was a little bit frightening
you like like a 2020 hologram of covid-19
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation
I hate wearing a mask in public
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
Anthony Blinken life's sucks and getting COVID 19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happen in his entire life!
Why do orphans die so much? Cause MJ said " she got covid-19 "
