COVID-19

COVID-19 Jokes

Covid

All countries will get Covid.

Except China, they got it right off the bat.

Cannibal

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

Covid

I got kicked out of a hospital once. I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.

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  • Hospital

    I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.

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  • Hairline

    I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

    R. Kelly

    Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.

    But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.

    People

    For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.

    April

    Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

    Lightning

    Everybody was kung flu dying.

    It traveled as fast as lightning.

    2020 was expert timing.

    In fact, it was a little bit frightening.

    Covid19

    Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

    Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

    Pasta

    COVID-19 is like pasta.

    Asians invented it, Italians spread it.

    Glass

    Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

    You may be entitled to condensation.