COVID-19 jokes

Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.

Dark humor is like COVID-19... Not everyone gets it.

How did the cannibal know the girl he was eating for dinner had COVID-19?

She lost her taste.

All countries will get Covid.

Except China, they got it right off the bat.

I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.

I got kicked out of a hospital once. I told all the COVID patients to stay positive.

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test.

Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.

But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.

For all the people with Covid-19, I just want to say... Stay positive.

COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.

Should I buy COVID-19 or wait until COVID-20 comes out?

Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."

Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...

Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...

Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)

Everybody was kung flu dying.

It traveled as fast as lightning.

2020 was expert timing.

In fact, it was a little bit frightening.

You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.

COVID-19 is like pasta.

Asians invented it, Italians spread it.

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

You may be entitled to condensation.

I hate wearing a mask in public.