Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
Terrorist's Favorite Bar
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. The joke plays on "Allahu Akbar," which is an Islamic phrase meaning "God is the greatest." The punchline twists it into "Allahu-ak Bar," a pun on "bar," as in a place to get a drink. See, the terrorist wants a drink, just like you want a brain, but neither of you are gonna get it.