What's the difference between 5% of priests and 5% of atheists?
5% of atheists have seen a ghost.
5% of priests have spooked altar boys in the sacristy.
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Explain Bear
Listen here, smart guy. So basically, the joke is making a comparison. It's saying that while a small percentage of atheists might believe in ghosts, a similar percentage of priests might be involved in some seriously messed-up stuff with altar boys. Think of it as a dark way of pointing out hypocrisy, you genius. And you are just the person who needs it, aren't you?