Philosophy Jokes

The bible says to love your neighbors as you love yourself. So I treat everyone like garbage

'There is no God.' - Stephen Hawking (2011)

'There is no Stephen Hawking' - God (2018)

Confucius say, female pilot who fly upside down have crack up.

*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....

What came first? The chicken or the egg?

Which came first? The colour orange or the fruit?

Who taught the first ever teacher?

If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?

If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?

In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?

Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'seperate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?

How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?

The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?

Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, its a cop"?

Is it possible to cry underwater?

If two left handers have an argument, who is right?

I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O

People need to stop taking life so seriously, after all, no one gets out alive!

Confucius say, man who has mosquito on balls truly understands nonviolence.

This is not really a joke but it's a question. If Life is a Movie, Then is Death, Life, Is we seeing the trailer right now?

An optimist says, "the glass is half full." A pessimist says, "the glass if half empty." A scientist walks by and says, "You guys are both wrong. The glass is technically completely full because it is half filled with air." Then Africa comes by and says, "Stop arguing. At least you guys have water."

chinese wise man once say, "ching chong ling long ting tong"

which means, "keep striving in life"

+What did bee who interested in philosophy said ? -to bee or not to bee

I’m rather relaxed about death. From quite an early age, I’ve regarded it as part of the deal, the unwritten guarantee that comes with your birth certificate.