Philosophy jokes
We forge the chains we wear in life.
Well, it really do be like it shouldn't, but it is.
Don't hate life, love it because when you want to live and try again in life, it's already too late. :(
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
If you don’t know what introspection is, you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
"You can drink drinks, but you can't food foods."
-Sun Tzu, The Art Of Food
"The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem." - Jack Sparrow
This is not really a joke, but it's a question.
If life is a movie, then is death life? Is we seeing the trailer right now?
Not a joke; just a statement:
Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.
Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!
Peace out! <3
It's not a mistake, it's a ✨ masterpiece ✨.
I asked my friend, "Shouldn't we have 6 senses?"
He replied, "What is the 6th sense?"
"Common sense," I shot back while looking at the kid who was going to detention. "Never mind," I said.
A: Who can tell me a joke?
B: Life.
Free will is like having a vagina. You don't need to know how to use it, and you don't need to know what it does, but what matters is that you have it.
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.
I exist.
Life asked death, "Why do people choose you over me?"
Death replied, "Because you're the beautiful lie, and I'm the painful truth."
Why are we here?