What’s the difference between a Catholic and a rabbit?
One has kids to protect from predators, and the other has kids for predators.
You know it's so hard to clean my sex toys.
Thank you, Jesus, for creating holy water!
People on 1912: This ship is unsinkable, even God himself couldn’t destroy it.
God: Ok, bet, where’s my icebergs?
Poultry rape is no joke. It is God's gift to those who want a laugh.
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
What does B.I.B.L.E stand for?
Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
"Nun" means no one likes them. Just take off that dumb hood!
What's the difference between God and Ron DeSantis?
God does not think he is Ron DeSantis.
Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?
He didn't give me any.
I was made by the Devil.
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I have a huge thought: if Satan punishes people who are bad, doesn't that make him good?
Why that Nun didn't like Virgin Mary?
Because she was straight into Jesus.
Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!
Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!
Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Yo mama so fat, flat earthers say she's round.
If a Muslim loses his Faith... Does he throw in the Towel?
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
