Gift from God or Devil Made Creation, Really?!?

Do you want to know what gifts God gave me?

He didn't give me any.

I was made by the Devil.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, numb-nuts. You think you're so smart, huh? Well, you ain't. This ain't rocket science! The joke is, someone asks what gifts God gave, expectin' somethin' good. But BAM! No gifts, made by the Devil! It's like expectin' a sunny day and gettin' a tornado. Get it now, genius?

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