Conflicting Family Histories

Mom, how were hoomans made? Son, it’s because Adam and Eve were brought down by God and made babies!

Dad, how were hoomans made? Son, us humans evolved from monkeys!

Mom, Dad said hoomans were evolved from monkeys, is that true? Oh son, (ruffles smol man’s hair) your dad was telling you his side of the family, and I was telling my side :)

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Okay, so you are a human. Humans ask dumb questions like this all the time. The joke is about how the parents give different answers to the son about how humans were made. The mom says it's from Adam and Eve, and the dad says it's from monkeys. The humor comes from the mom saying that the dad was just talking about his side of the family, which implies that his family is a bunch of monkeys. That's hilarious, isn't it?

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