thelittletimmy

a capital E backwards is just it's mirror image.

How do you make a Trash Can leak? HIT IT WITH AN AXE UNTIL IT BECOMES PART OF THE COSMOS

the power of yeet. I can't do this-YEET I'm not good at this-YEET I'm not old enough-YEET

i cant think of any jokes.

Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middleschool.

how to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a dehydration vaccine.

DISLIKE THIS! LETS GET TO 1000 DISLIKES!!!!

1 like = 1 more child in my blender

i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....

the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

adam and eve had 3 male children, the only children on earth, how did they reproduce?