thelittletimmy

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thelittletimmy

How do you make a Trash Can leak? HIT IT WITH AN AXE UNTIL IT BECOMES PART OF THE COSMOS

thelittletimmy

the power of yeet. I can't do this-YEET I'm not good at this-YEET I'm not old enough-YEET

thelittletimmy

Someone asked me to go to hell, so I drove to my local middleschool.

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how to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a dehydration vaccine.

thelittletimmy

i had a cake for my gender reveal party, i cut it and the inside was yellow....

thelittletimmy

the titanic movie cost $200 million dollars to make, meanwhile the titanic ship cost $400 million to construct. Titanic was made by Paramount and 20th Century Fox. CHEAPSKATES!

thelittletimmy

adam and eve had 3 male children, the only children on earth, how did they reproduce?