Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
Why are smurfs blue
Because they get bruises all the time