Smurf jokes
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
Memes
When you're balls are blue, but you Klux Klan's Ku...
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"
Community
SHREKSEPHONE OR SMURF CAT SONG
skibidi toilet or smurf cat?