Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball.
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
*True story*
I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible... I thought she was a smurf...
Why are smurfs blue?
Because they get bruises all the time.
