Do you want to know how to make s Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf??
A:Blue Cheese
What do you call a smurf with no arms or legs?
A paintball
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and reg stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
How do you make a pink smurf
You peel the skin off
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
My grandma walked up on my doorstep and I grabbed my bible......I thought she was a smurf.....
Why are smurfs blue
Because they get bruises all the time
