Trump supporter jokes
What do you call a Trump Supporter?
A piece of $hit!
How many Trump supporters does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, Trump says it is all done and they cheer in the dark.
There is a new kind of jock strap; it only holds one nut. It is called a Trump supporter.
What does a Trump supporter use to load his/her AR-15?
A MAGAzine.
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
What do orphans and Trump supporters have in common?
No one likes them.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....