Vaccine

Vaccine Jokes

Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?

-You have to be alive to have autism.

A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....

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Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!

I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."