How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis
Covid be like I'm going to take your breath away
How can you tell an anti vaccine kid
It's only got 10 hours to live
Why is it okay to stab meat but I can't stab myself, these woke lefties blm antifa feminists eco warriors Pro vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself
yo mama so ugly
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask
how to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a dehydration vaccine.
why cant a orphan get vaccine. they need parental permission
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
i just got my COVID vaccine and this lady said you have no idea what you put in your body and.i said yet you are eating chorizo.
Yesterday a woman stabbed me so I stabbed her back then I realised she was the vaccine woman.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
Comment if you’re not vaccinated and don’t plan to be :)
