Vaccine jokes
Yesterday a woman stabbed me, so I stabbed her back. Then I realized she was the vaccine woman.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
Comment if you're not vaccinated and don't plan to be!
How can you tell an anti-vaccine kid?
It's only got 10 hours to live.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
How to get rid of non-vaccinators: call water a "dehydration vaccine."
Children who are unvaccinated are less likely to have autism. You know why?
-You have to be alive to have autism.
Are you corona? Cuz it’s hard to breathe around you ;)
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
Yo mama so ugly,
they won’t give her a vaccine so she can keep wearing her mask.
Covid be like, "I'm going to take your breath away."
A common question I get as a doctor is, do vaccines cause autism? Well!, I was vaccinated, so.....
Guys, there is no need to worry about anti-vaxxers. The more there are, the less there are.
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis.
