Jack and Molly are sitting in school one day. Molly is asleep when the teacher asks her a question, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Jack sees Molly is sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” shouts Molly.

“Correct,” says the teacher.

The next day the teacher asks, “Molly, who created Heaven and Earth?”

Molly is again asleep and is poked by Jack’s pencil.

“Jesus Christ almighty!” she shouts.

“Correct again,” says the teacher.

The next day, for a 3rd time, Molly is asleep.

This time the teacher asks her, “What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?”

Jack pokes Molly with the pencil again, and this time Molly screams “If you stick that thing in me one more time I’m going to crack it in half!”

The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.

Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.

what was the first man made out of … ADAMS!( Atoms)

whats adams biggest fear andy with a belt

Adam and Eve had sex. It was Paradise.

whats the difference between andy and acne acne waited until adam could talk before coming on his face

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve? Christmas Adam.

According to all known laws of aviation,

there is no way a bee should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow! Let’s shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!


Hang on a second.


  • Barry?
  • Adam?
  • Oan you believe this is happening?
  • I can’t. I’ll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those.

Sorry. I’m excited.

Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B’s.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

  • You got lint on your fuzz.
  • Ow! That’s me!
  • Wave to us! We’ll be in row 118,000.
  • Bye!

Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!

What did Adam say when he saw Eve?

Answer: "Wo-man!’

My dad made up that joke. #Dad jokes

Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol. qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter ?) Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre , parce qu’il voulait le (mettre) de dans …(Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in). Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu’elle voulait, le sentir- metre ( centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to fill it when going in…

why did adam commit suicide andy went through the back door

God made Adam and Eve.

Satan made Adam and Steve.

God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve

why does adam go hockey you might ask? in my opinion he shouldnt go cus he is bad but he needs the armour to protect him self from his own STEP-DAD

Why were Adam and Eve’s sons so much alike? Because Cain was Abel minded!!

Do you know why no one speaks about George Washington? John Adams turned him into atoms. John Adams was an alien.

why does adam buy airsoft guns you might ask? to defend himself against his own father… his life must be shit

A cow’s favorite singer: Adam Bovine of Mooroon 5

There is a really really small and his name is Adam so I say hey look it’s an atom

why does adam sleep early so his mum and stepdad can fuck on his bed

what do u get when glen fuckes a orange …adam

what does adam look like the fat ginger baby of boss baby