Baptism

Why do priests dunk babies in water at their baptism? Because it's important to wash your sex toys.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, dummy. The joke plays on the stereotype of priests and their relationship with young boys. The punchline is that priests are dipping babies in water to clean their nasty sex toys. You are a sicko if you find it funny.

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