My girlfriend told me she used to be a Christian I ask her why she isn't anymore and she said she liked the name Christina better
Why can't religion and science agree
Because science creates skyscrapers and religion combines with skyscrapers
There is no god. None not one.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself and his friend says "Find jesus instead he'll help you!" and than the man says "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist".
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."
Why dont chinese people believe in santa? Cause they mak the toys
Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?
The only difference between you and Jesus, is that jesus believed in himself.
What does Jesus have in common with Pinocchio?
They believe their own lies.
The second coming came and went. Jesus believed he was a Christian, therefore he could never be himself.
They say we will have eternal life when Jesus is no longer coming.
why are people mad at me? all i did was the truth, and put the bible in the fiction section of the library.
why dont asian kids believe in santa clause?
because theyre the ones who made the toys
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
I have a confession. I used to be a Christian don’t bother me none babe Awesome! I much prefer being a Christine! “hol up”
God died for your sins, so basically if you don't sin then Jesus died for nothing
I have the brains of an old man and the heart of a child. If you don't believe me, I can pop my trunk.
