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A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests?” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”

What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named brandon

What’s a convicts favorite chore.

Weeding.

Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window? It reminded him of Arnold Clock the man convicted of knife raping his wife.

Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?

It reminded him of Richard clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife