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A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, “Any last requests?” “Yes,” replied the murderer, “Will you please hold my hand?”

What’s a convicts favorite chore.

Weeding.

What do you call a convict in prison for touching little girls? A boy named brandon

Why did Arnold throw his clock out of the window?

It reminded him of Richard clocks, a man convicted for knife raping his wife

Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window? It reminded him of Arnold Clock the man convicted of knife raping his wife.