Animal jokes
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
Memes
š i live in a dream
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
I cried when Dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Rooster.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, Iām fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Why canāt you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Who did the bee š marry?
Her honey!
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.