Animal jokes
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Memes
Me when I know its my last day of being a cow and I already hate my life
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.