Animal jokes
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
I cried when Dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Memes
Lmao
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Rooster.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
MAGAnon is the goat.
🦆🦆🦆
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎