Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cro-
UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Rooster.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.