What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
on a date me - "I get to work with animals all day" her - "How sweet! What do you do?" me - “I’m a butcher.”
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. – I can’t remember the last time I ate a monkey.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One of them turns to the other and says, “I can’t believe I blew forty bucks in there.”