Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."
Farm Animal Quiz
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that Little Johnny is supposed to say "milk", but says "homework" followed by the phrase "leave, motherfucker." It is unexpected, get it? I can see why you didn't because, like, you think that you are smart but you are actually dumb.
Ashlynn
scarlett you coped mine but it is ok