Farm Animal Quiz

  • Teacher: What does a pig give you?

    Little Johnny: Bacon.

    Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?

    Little Johnny: Wool.

    Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?

    Little Johnny: Homework and says, "Leave, motherfucker."

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that Little Johnny is supposed to say "milk", but says "homework" followed by the phrase "leave, motherfucker." It is unexpected, get it? I can see why you didn't because, like, you think that you are smart but you are actually dumb.

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  • scarlett you coped mine but it is ok

    Mad Flying Lemur

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