Who did the bee ๐ marry?
Her honey!
Animal Jokes
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, Iโm fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
Rooster.
Why donโt spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I cried when Dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why canโt you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
MAGAnon is the goat.
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How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! ๐๐๐๐๐๐
Why did the chicken cross the road to get away from this conversation?
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To poo in the toilet.
