Animal jokes
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?
To wipe the chicken's ass!
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
Q: Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?
A: To hide up cherry trees.
Q: What's the loudest noise in the jungle?
A: Giraffes eating cherries.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Memes
Day 18
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
Rooster.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I cried when Dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
MAGAnon is the goat.
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How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!