My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
How do you check that a rabbit is old?
You check how many gray hares it has.
I got kicked outta the poker game.
They said I was a little cheetah.
MAGAnon is the goat.
🦆🦆🦆
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
The cops had to comb the area.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
Rooster.
Why did the pervert cross the road?
'Cause he was stuck to the chicken.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
