Ball

Daniel King

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

Make

The Special

Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

Fat

❤️ Tara ❤️

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.

Favorite

Daniel King

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?

Mississippi Mud.

Fat

the big mom

what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over

Chop

Olivia

what do you call a pig that does karate

PORK-CHOP

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

Puns

Punzar

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He’s bacon.

Puns

Anonymous

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

Fat

Evie 🥰🥰

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

Puns

Micah

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)

Fat

Kitchen spamz

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

Cross

Anonymous

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

Body

Anonymous

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.

Smart

Anonymous

What do you call a smart pig?

A swinestien

Chop

Anonymous

What do you call a pig that does karate

A pork chop

Snout

Snouty McSnout

Where did the pig go on holiday?

Snout and about.

Fat

sofunnyitsnot

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

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