Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What do you give a pig when it has a rash?
Oinkment.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
