Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?

Mississippi Mud.

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

what do you call a pig that does karate


What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Por que.

Por que who?

“That’s all, folks,” in the words of Por que Pig.

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He’s bacon.

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F

what do you call a pig that knows karate…


If cops are called pigs then security guards are piglets

what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over