Pig Jokes

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

What do you give a pig when it has a rash 🐷

Oinkment 🐽

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.

Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

what do you call a pig that does karate

PORK-CHOP

Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,

One is a pig

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop

teacher: ''kids what does the chicken give you''?.

students: ''meat''.

teacher: ''very good now what does the pig give you''?

students: ''bacon''.

teacher: ''and finally what does the fat cow give you''?

one of the students: ''homework''!

What do you call a smart pig?

A swinestien

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Por que.

Por que who?

"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?

Mississippi Mud.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He's bacon.

Sorry for your time today for a few minutes? We are cool but not the best.

Aren't you going back home now? No I am going back home