Daniel King
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
What do you call a smart pig?
A swinestien
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?
Mississippi Mud.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.
What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!
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