Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.

What do you call a dwarf police officer?

A guinea pig

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?

Mississippi Mud.

what do you call a pig that does karate

PORK-CHOP

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He’s bacon.

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

teacher: ‘‘kids what does the chicken give you’’?.

students: ‘‘meat’’.

teacher: ‘‘very good now what does the pig give you’’?

students: ‘‘bacon’’.

teacher: ‘‘and finally what does the fat cow give you’’?

one of the students: ‘‘homework’’!

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.

Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,

One is a pig

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)

the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterfucker