Pig Jokes

❤️ Tara ❤️
in Funny

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Daniel King

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

The Special

Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

in Puns

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.

in Politics

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

in Dwarf

What do you call a dwarf police officer?

A guinea pig


Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework


what do you call a pig that does karate


in Animal

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

in Animal

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

the big mom
in Cow

what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over

in Puns

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He’s bacon.

Daniel King
in Pie

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?

Mississippi Mud.


What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.

in Puns

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

Evie 🥰🥰
in Pencil

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

in Anti

Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,

One is a pig

in Little John

Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherf*cker

in Puns

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)


teacher: ‘‘kids what does the chicken give you’’?.

students: ‘‘meat’’.

teacher: ‘‘very good now what does the pig give you’’?

students: ‘‘bacon’’.

teacher: ‘‘and finally what does the fat cow give you’’?

one of the students: ‘‘homework’’!