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❤️ Tara ❤️

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Ball

Daniel King

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

Make

The Special

Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.

Dwarf

Anonymous

What do you call a dwarf police officer?

A guinea pig

Difference

Anonymous

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

Favorite

Daniel King

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?

Mississippi Mud.

Chop

Olivia

what do you call a pig that does karate

PORK-CHOP

Legs

Anonymous

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

Fat

the big mom

what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over

Puns

Punzar

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He’s bacon.

Fat

Kitchen spamz

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

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Animal

Anonymous

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

Puns

Anonymous

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

Fat

seb

teacher: ‘‘kids what does the chicken give you’’?.

students: ‘‘meat’’.

teacher: ‘‘very good now what does the pig give you’’?

students: ‘‘bacon’’.

teacher: ‘‘and finally what does the fat cow give you’’?

one of the students: ‘‘homework’’!

Fat

Evie 🥰🥰

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

Body

Anonymous

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.

Difference

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,

One is a pig

Puns

Micah

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)

Little Johnny

koko

the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterfucker

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