What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He’s bacon.

what do you call a pig that knows karate…

Pork-chop!

What do you call a pig in a farm

• a pig in a farm

What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

What’s the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn’t one they are both the same thing.

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Por que.

Por que who?

“That’s all, folks,” in the words of Por que Pig.

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that’s not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.

Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.

What do you call a fat midget

• A pig

Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,

One is a pig

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich

Dad there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig and then I made pulled pork out of him

Son he is dinner