Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He’s bacon.
What do you call a pig in a farm
- a pig in a farm
What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)
What do you call it when a Mexican and a Pedophile fight each other?
Alien vs Predator
what do you call a pig with two legs…Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!
what do you call a pig that knows karate…
Pork-chop!
2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said “well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn’t they just take my wife”.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a pig?
There isn’t one they are both the same thing.
What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur
Jurassic park
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?
Mississippi Mud.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Por que.
Por que who?
“That’s all, folks,” in the words of Por que Pig.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F
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