Pig jokes
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between a cow and a pig?
One is a pig.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
I went to a butcher house with my little cousin and saw a baby pig and told her, "Look, it's Pepa Pig!"
She started crying.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!