Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?

Mississippi Mud.

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.

what do you call a pig that does karate

PORK-CHOP

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He’s bacon.

what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F

What do you call a smart pig?

A swinestien

Where did the pig go on holiday?

Snout and about.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Por que.

Por que who?

“That’s all, folks,” in the words of Por que Pig.

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