Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He’s bacon.

What do you call a pig in a farm

• a pig in a farm

What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

what do you call a pig that knows karate…

Pork-chop!

2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said “well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn’t they just take my wife”.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn’t one they are both the same thing.

What do you get when you cross a pig with a dinosaur

Jurassic park

a guy saw a person with a duck and said "where did you get a pig" the owner replied "its not a pig dummy" the random guy said “i wasn’t talking to you,i was talking to the duck”

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Por que.

Por que who?

“That’s all, folks,” in the words of Por que Pig.

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F

What do you call a fat midget

• A pig

Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that’s not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.