What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He’s bacon.

what do you call a pig that knows karate…

Pork-chop!

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

What’s the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn’t one they are both the same thing.

What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.

When pigs when to the desert they turned into bacon

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Por que.

Por que who?

“That’s all, folks,” in the words of Por que Pig.

Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that’s not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.

Dad there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig and then I made pulled pork out of him

Son he is dinner

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F

What do you call a fat midget

• A pig

Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,

One is a pig

what do you say to a pig with no nose? you have n’ought a snout!