Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
Theres an outbreak of the foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
You're so ugly when a pig saw you it thought that you were there family member .
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterfucker
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty ,moist ,fishy ,rotten egg , dead Elizabeth, pig dick , cow cum filth 🤭. Dirty bitch
When rejected: That's ok the 3 other little pigs said no too.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
