Pig jokes
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
What do you say when you see a pig making bread? He's bacon.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
Knock knock. Who's there? Por que. Por que who? "That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
What is a pig crossed with a pineapple?
A porkypine!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What do you call a pig in the mud?
A Ky hot brown.
Teacher: What does a cow say?
Susie: Moo.
Teacher: Good. Now what does a duck say?
Jimmy: The duck goes quack.
Teacher: Now what does a pig say?
Little Jonny: A pig says, "Get up against the wall, you black motherfucker!"
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.