Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Pig Jokes
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework
what do you call a pig that does karate
PORK-CHOP
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He’s bacon.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?
Mississippi Mud.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherf*cker
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)
teacher: ‘‘kids what does the chicken give you’’?.
students: ‘‘meat’’.
teacher: ‘‘very good now what does the pig give you’’?
students: ‘‘bacon’’.
teacher: ‘‘and finally what does the fat cow give you’’?
one of the students: ‘‘homework’’!