Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,
One is a pig
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?
Mississippi Mud.
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He's bacon.
What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!
What do you give a pig when it has a rash 🐷
Oinkment 🐽
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Por que.
Por que who?
"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.
the teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make mooo said sally good job said the teacher what sound does a sheep make baa said jack good now what sound does a pig make little johnny raised his hand really high in the sky the teacher called him he said the pig says get on the ground and put ur hands on ur head u black moterfucker
When rejected: That's ok the 3 other little pigs said no too.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
