What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that’s not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.
Me: Hey you trashy pig woman go in the toilet or lay on the grass where you Belong. Trashy Pig woman: why Because you smell like fart and your pretty much just a Turd with Lips.
Dad there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig and then I made pulled pork out of him
Son he is dinner