Pig Jokes

❤️ Tara ❤️
in Funny

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Daniel King

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

The Special

Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

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Anonymous
in Puns

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.

Anonymous
in Politics

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

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Anonymous
in Dwarf

What do you call a dwarf police officer?

A guinea pig

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Teacher:what does the pig give us Student: bacon Teacher: very good how about the chicken? Student: meat Teacher: good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: homework

Olivia

what do you call a pig that does karate

PORK-CHOP

Anonymous
in Animal

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

Anonymous
in Animal

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

the big mom
in Cow

what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over

Punzar
in Puns

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He’s bacon.

Daniel King
in Pie

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?

Mississippi Mud.

Anonymous

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.

Anonymous
in Puns

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

Evie 🥰🥰
in Pencil

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

Anonymous
in Anti

Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,

One is a pig

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Anonymous
in Little John

Teacher:what does a pig give you Little Johnny:Bacon Teacher:good,what does the sheep give you Little Johnny:Wool Teacher:What does the fat cow give you Little Johnny:homework and says leave motherf*cker

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Micah
in Puns

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)

seb

teacher: ‘‘kids what does the chicken give you’’?.

students: ‘‘meat’’.

teacher: ‘‘very good now what does the pig give you’’?

students: ‘‘bacon’’.

teacher: ‘‘and finally what does the fat cow give you’’?

one of the students: ‘‘homework’’!