Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
what do you call a pig that does karate
PORK-CHOP
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you
Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you
Students: Eggs
Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you
Kids: Bacon
Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you
Kids: Homework
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.
What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?
Mississippi Mud.
what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)
What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich
Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread?
He’s bacon.
So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Por que.
Por que who?
“That’s all, folks,” in the words of Por que Pig.
What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F
what do you call a pig that knows karate…
Pork-chop!
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