Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?

Mississippi Mud.

what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over

what do you call a pig that does karate

PORK-CHOP

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He’s bacon.

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)

Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: “Homework!”

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.

What do you call a smart pig?

A swinestien

What do you call a pig that does karate

A pork chop

Where did the pig go on holiday?

Snout and about.

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework