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What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He’s bacon.

What’s the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn’t one they are both the same thing.

what do you call a pig that knows karate…

Pork-chop!

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Por que.

Por que who?

“That’s all, folks,” in the words of Por que Pig.

When pigs when to the desert they turned into bacon

What do you call a pig who knows karate? A pork chop

Dad there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig and then I made pulled pork out of him

Son he is dinner

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

Guy walks into the house carrying a sheep and says out loud this is the pig I screw when your on the rag and is wife replies that’s not a pig its a sheep and he says I was talking to the sheep.

What do you call a fat midget

  • A pig

What do pigs and ink have in common? They both go in a pen

What is the difference between Trump and a flying pig? The letter F

What do you get if you cross a pig and a witch with sand? - A ham sandwich

what do you say to a pig with no nose? you have n’ought a snout!

Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,

One is a pig