Pig Jokes

Daniel King

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

the big mom

in Cow

what did the cow say to the fat pig? moooooooove over

❤️ Tara ❤️

in Funny

Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

Puns

Anonymous

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.

The Special

Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

4

Olivia

what do you call a pig that does karate

PORK-CHOP

Anti

Anonymous

Whats the difference between a cow and a pig,

One is a pig

5

Pork chop

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop

seb

teacher: ''kids what does the chicken give you''?.

students: ''meat''.

teacher: ''very good now what does the pig give you''?

students: ''bacon''.

teacher: ''and finally what does the fat cow give you''?

one of the students: ''homework''!

Anonymous

What do you call a smart pig?

A swinestien

Evie 🥰🥰

in Pencil

So in class they were learning about where food comes from: Teacher- so kids where does bacon come from? Student- PIGS Teacher- correct where does mutton come from? Student- SHEEP teacher- and finally here’s your homework- student- IK where that comes from! A FAT COW! 😂😂

Knock knock

Anonymous

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Por que.

Por que who?

"That's all, folks," in the words of Por que Pig.

Daniel King

in Pie

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?

Mississippi Mud.

Animal

Anonymous

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

Human

Anonymous

What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have? A hambone.

Animal

Anonymous

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

Punzar

in Puns

What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He's bacon.

Cookie swrel c

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Cool Been

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