Teacher:Kids what does a chicken give you

Students: Eggs

Teacher: Very good now what does the pig give you

Kids: Bacon

Teacher: Excellent now what does the fat cow give you

Kids: Homework

What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? – The letter F.

Why did God make pigs before politicians?

He just needed some practice

what do you call a pig that knows karate…


What do you say when you see a pig making bread?

He’s bacon.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Por que.

Por que who?

“That’s all, folks,” in the words of Por que Pig.

What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧 ?

Mississippi Mud.

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.

What is a pig cross pineapple. A porkypine!

Beth was from Spain and she had a pig what did they call her (Beth)-(la)-(ham)

What do you call a pig in a farm

  • a pig in a farm

what do you call a pig do karate chop

what do you call a pig?


What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog.

What do you call a fat midget

  • A pig

What’s the difference between a feminist and a pig?

There isn’t one they are both the same thing.

2 drunk men spot a pig on some old farmers land.And they were real hungry (or so they said) and they both decided to take the pig with them into their car and eat it somewhere.And so they did and the farmer came out with a gun while they hurriedly drove off, and the farmer said “well goddammit if it was a pig they wanted why didn’t they just take my wife”.

What did the butcher say to the pig?

Nice to meat you

If cops are called pigs then security guards are piglets

What happens when you cross a pig and karate. A Porkchop