Pig jokes
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
What do you say when you see a pig making bread? He's bacon.
What does a pig call its dad... mom? 😂
Why shouldn’t you play basketball with a pig?
Because he’s a ball hog.
What did the butcher say to the pig?
Nice to meat you.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
What do you call a pig with no legs?
A groundhog.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
When rejected:
That's ok, the 3 other little pigs said no, too.
What do you call a smart pig?
A Swinestein.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
What did the cow say to the fat pig?
Moooooooove over!
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
What's the difference between a pig and a police officer?
The pig smells better.
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham