My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo? -- Too many cheetahs!
A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.
It was a shitzu
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too
It's amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew...
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
a boy asks a zookeeper (why there is a baguette in a cage?)
the zookeeper says " it`s bread in captivity!!!!!!
why did the zookeeper lose his job? for choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
RIP Harambe
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris? Ape suzettes.
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents. And I lost my job as zookeeper.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world; it only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu."
