My grandfather has the heart of a lion... And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.
It was a shitzu
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
The little camel asks his mother: Mum why do we have these big humps? Because in these hump there is some water and in the hot desert we can drink. And mum. Why do we have this large fur? Because the dessert at night is so cold and then we don’t feel cold. And mum. Why do we got these big hoofs. Because the desert the sand is hot and the hoofs save us from the hot sand. But mum. What the fuck are we doing here in the national zoo?
how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
a boy asks a zookeeper (why there is a baguette in a cage?)
the zookeeper says " it`s bread in captivity!!!!!!
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A police officer said, "Sir, I'm going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back, but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said, "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said, "I did. Today I'm taking them to the beach."
Why did the zookeeper lose his job? For choking the chicken and spanking the monkey!
If a lion ate a child, is the lion a child predator?
RIP Harambe
What do they feed a gorilla in Paris? Ape suzettes.
Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
"Did you hear about the worst zoo in the world; it only had one dog in it. It was a Shitzu."
Roses are red Your blood is tooyou look like a monkey and belong in a zoo Do not worry i will be there too not in a cage but laghing at you
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs - to get to the bottom What do you call a bear with no teeth - a gummy bear!!!!!!
