My grandfather has the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.

It was a shitzu

Roses are red Your blood is tooyou look like a monkey and belong in a zoo Do not worry i will be there too not in a cage but laghing at you

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a Shitzu.

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

Dad: I get to touch animals every day at the zoo. KId: Why? Dad: I clean up animal s hit at a zoo.

My grand father had the heart of a lion,

and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I’m going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I’m taking them to the beach."

roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo but don’t you worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at you

My grandfather has the heart of a lion… and a lifetime ban form the zoo.

me and my friend roasting each other, friend: you look like a baboon, me: stop talkin you look likea gorilla so i might call animal control on you and ill be seeing you at the zoo!

a man walked in to a zoo and there was only one dog he came out and said, it was a shitzu.

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

What is an astronauts farfit colour? Zoo

What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost

my grandfather has the heart of a lion!!🦁

in a jar on his desk along with a lifetime ban from the zoo…

What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?

–the cops had to comb the area

What do u call a zoo with no dogs A shitzoo😂😂😂😂😂

I have the heart of a lion and a life time ban at the New York zoo.

friend: i have the eye of the tiger me: so what i have the balls of a gorilla parents: we cant come back to the zoo next week

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