My grandfather has the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!
What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a Shitzu.
Roses are red Violets are blue A face like your’s belongs in a zoo don’t worry i’ll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you.
A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.
It was a shitzu
It’s amazing how many things ryme with blue.
Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew…
One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I’m going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I’m taking them to the beach."
Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.
I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).
What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?
–the cops had to comb the area
Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents. And I lost my job as zookeeper.
Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too
My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion. and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Roses are red Your blood is tooyou look like a monkey and belong in a zoo Do not worry i will be there too not in a cage but laghing at you
I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.
yeah it was a shlt-zhu
I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo but don’t you worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at you
joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo
trump said -schools are not peding zoos
What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost