Heart

Punk

My grandfather has the heart of a lion… And a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Stupid jokes

Anonymous

Why can’t college students take exams at the zoo? – Too many cheetahs!

4

Anti-jokes

John Doe

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

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Animal

suckonmepeen

A man walks into a zoo. The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. It’s a Shitzu.

Roses are red

Aiden

Roses are red Violets are blue A face like your’s belongs in a zoo don’t worry i’ll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you.

Puns

Anon ymous

A man walks into a zoo, the only animal was a dog.

It was a shitzu

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Blue

Gwen

It’s amazing how many things ryme with blue.

Blue, sue, stew, poo, screw, new, boo, do, rue, glue, you, to, too, flew, you, goo, zoo, two, moo, woo, ooh, blew…

Squirrel

Really Good Joke Person

One day a truck driver had a truck full of squirrels. A polise officer said," Sir, I’m going to need you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver did so and left. The next day the driver was back but this time the squirrels were wearing sunglasses. The officer said," I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo." The driver said," I did. Today I’m taking them to the beach."

Means

Katie

Roses are red. Your blood is too. You look like a monkey And belong in a zoo. Do not worry, I will be there too. Not in the cage, But laughing at you.

Animal

Anonymous

I went to the zoo the other day. The only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih-tzu (shit zoo).

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Hair

Anonymous

What did the cops do when 600 hares escaped the zoo?

–the cops had to comb the area

Lost

The Chosen One

Today was no fun. A rhino escaped from the zoo and ate two parents. And I lost my job as zookeeper.

Blue

Kristen

Roses are red violets are blue when i saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too

Heart

grandpa

My Grandpa Has the Heart of a Lion. and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

Orphan

Anonymous

Roses are red Your blood is tooyou look like a monkey and belong in a zoo Do not worry i will be there too not in a cage but laghing at you

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Saw

Anonymous

I went to the zoo but all I saw was a dog.

yeah it was a shlt-zhu

Day

Anonymous

I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.

Rose

Anonymous

roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in the zoo but don’t you worry ill be there to not in a cage but laughing at you

Trump

landon

joe bidden said- he was going to a peding zoo

trump said -schools are not peding zoos

Ashtray

Anonymous

What did the zoo say to the snow ❄️? Get lost