They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
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Explain Bear
Okay, so basically the dude is saying that since there was no category for bald people he selected bald eagle instead. And then he says that bald people have big foreheads because there's no hair there to stop it. I know you think your receding hairline is cool, but remember you're also getting dumber.