What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
did you here about the cat jail break out? it was a cat-tastrophe.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
why chicken corss road because he get hit by car
why did hellen kellers dog run away im shure you whould run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf
Why did the frog take the train to work? His car got toad
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road? NO MY COCK!
Animals are just... so hot
How many potato to feed the elephant
My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye idea!
I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
What did the cow say to the leather chair? “Hi Mom!”
What do you call a dog turd in China? Waste of food
What do you call it when a gorilla bumps uglies with a orangutan Monkeypox
Two Italian men get on a bus...
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. They speak with an Italian accent.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
What is the difference between a dog pound and an orphanage? In a dog pound, people actually want them.
