"Captain, captain, the armadillo has been sighted by the lizard!"
Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.
Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!
Hey Explain bear, how would you like to be replaced by #ExplainNibbles the hamster AI?
How many belly rolls does Explain Bear have?
Explain Bear weighs 1 ton.
How many children does Explain Bear have?
I love you, Explain Bear. Please bear my children.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
I "onerie," or however you spell it, I like to replace all romance or similar memes with duck memes. Just comment duck memes there and change Valentine's Day to Duck Day. Also, for the joke:
Why did the duck walk up to the lemonade stand?
Because he wanted grapes.
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
I was reading a great book about an immortal cat the other day. It was impossible to put it down.
What bird is good at gaming? A game bird.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because KFC was offering free seeds.
Did you hear about the cat jail break out? It was a cat-tastrophe.
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Roses are red, lilacs are purple, I have a turtle, his name is Squirtle.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What did the horse say after it tripped?
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!
