Animal jokes
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
A bat mitzvah for sheep is a baaaaaat mitzvah!
😂 i live in a dream
What did the cow say to your mom?
Hello.
What is a cat's favorite Queen song... Don't stop meow.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?
They were always saying "Bach, Bach, Bach". And his cows preferred Moo-zak.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was depressed.
I cried when Dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!