Animal jokes
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I cried when Dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Why couldn’t anyone see the bird?
Because it was in da skies.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
I have a joke about death.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.
Think about it :)
😂 i live in a dream
What do turtles use to communicate?
A shellphone!
I named my dog "5 miles," so now I can tell people I walk "5 miles" everyday. 😏😎
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
My bird. PRETTY BIRD! PRETTY BIRD!
Others CHIRP CHIRP CHIRP!
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
What do you call a flying skunk?
A smelicopter.
Rooster.
"Dude come here and see a rabbit!"
"Ok!"
"Are you ok, man?"
"Yeah, I’m fine."
"Dude, pull your pants back up!"
What do you call a sad rabbit? Unhoppy!
Why can't the cheetah play hide and seek? Because he's always spotted.
What do you call a dinosaur with a butt?
A Butt-asaurus.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because walls.
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
So you know there's like dog mixes, right? Like a Snoodle and that stuff, right? So why can't a bulldog and a shih tzu be mixed? 'Cause if they did, it would be called bullshit.