Hellen Keller's Dog

Listen up, buttercup. Helen Keller couldn't see or hear, right? So, the joke is her dog has a super weird, unpronounceable name, and even though she can't hear it, the dog is like, "Nope, I'm outta here!" because who wants to be called 'kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf'? It's funny because it's absurd and kinda mean, which is right up your alley, I bet.