Angel_Izzy

GO FOLLOW MY GF @The1big_z

Registered on 3/31/2023 · 15 followers · Last active 11 months ago

i am
the
lorax
i speak fr the
trees
the trees
speak vietnamese
AND IF
question
YOU ME
ILL BREAK UR
KNEES

Me:

When you've killed
5 zombies and stabbed a
vampire with a stake when
you start to wonder why
they were carrying bags of candy

What's the difference between me and a rope? . . . A rope will hang with you

Here's a sex joke. . . . What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them

What do you call a terrorist in water? . . . . . . . . A bath bomb 😁

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...

This joke includes potentially sensitive content.

I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....

There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet

What's the opposite thing of an exorcism? .

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child....

What's another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga

VIA 9GAG.COM
When you tell your dad to do a
magic trick and he disappears
forever

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair

Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!

Me: Dont worry, it will all be over soon mom!

Mom: ❓❓❓

Make A Wish kid: "i dont wanna go
to disneyland,
keep living."
my only wish is to
Make A Wish staff:

My mom: stop making suicidal jokes
Me: don't worry it will end soon

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad stall hasn't came back with that God damn milk

What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?

A minor

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