Angel_Izzy

GO FOLLOW MY GF @The1big_z

Registered on 3/31/2023 · 14 followers · Last active 1 year ago

The image shows a poorly drawn, orange Lorax character with an angry expression. Above the character it says, "I am the Lorax. I speak for the trees." Below it says, "the trees speak Vietnamese." And at the bottom it says, "AND IF you question ME, I'll BREAK UR KNEES."

Me:

The image shows a red Elmo with wide eyes looking surprised. The text on the image says: "When you've killed 5 zombies and stabbed a vampire with a stake when you start to wonder why they were carrying bags of candy."

What's the difference between me and a rope?

A rope will hang with you.

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a terrorist in water?

A bath bomb 😁

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat ass brother

I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is... . . . . . . . . She said nothing....

There was a fish looking for a great meal, he looks above him and See's a fly. He thought ' If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal ' long story short A pussy gets wet

What's the opposite thing of an exorcism? .

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child....

What's another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga

A close-up of a young boy with a serious facial expression. The text above reads "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.

Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!

Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!

Mom: ❓❓❓

A young boy with a serious face. The text says: "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."

$A picture with a text on the top that reads: "Make A Wish kid: \"I don't wanna go to Disneyland, my only wish is to keep living.\" Make A Wish staff:" followed by a picture of a young boy looking surprised.$

The image shows a person with sunglasses with the text "My mom: stop making suicidal jokes. Me: don't worry it will end soon."

I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?

My dad stall hasn't came back with that God damn milk

What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?

A minor.

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