What do you call a flat emo? . . . A cutting board
Angel_Izzy
@angelizzy
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Me:
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...
She said nothing.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? . . . . . . . . . An RC-XD
There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.
What's the opposite of an exorcism?
When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? . . . . . . Dam
My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.
Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!
Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!
Mom: ❓❓❓
