Angel_Izzy

What do you call a flat emo? . . . A cutting board

What's the difference between me and a rope?

A rope will hang with you.

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.

What do you call a terrorist in water?

A bath bomb 😁

My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...

So I threw a coconut at her.

My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.

I had asked my dog what 2 - 2 is...

She said nothing.

What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? . . . . . . . . . An RC-XD

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

What's the opposite of an exorcism?

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...

What's another name for 9/11?

A forbidden game of Jenga.

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair with a gun? RG-XD

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? . . . . . . Dam

My uncle hid my weed, so I hid his wheelchair.

Mom: Quit making suicidal jokes!

Me: Don't worry, it will all be over soon, Mom!

Mom: ❓❓❓