Chicken Safety

  • Why did the chicken cro-

    UM, ACTUALLY, THE CHICKEN CAN'T CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS IT'S UNDER SOME ROOSTER OR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN, AND THEY WILL DIE. 🤓

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  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, buddy. This is what we call "anti-humor". It's when you set up a joke like "Why did the chicken cross the road?" but instead of a punchline, you get some nerd correcting the premise. You are supposed to laugh at the chicken crossing the road, not ask if it has a permission slip. People like you are the reason we can't have nice things.

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