Kangaroo Jokes

Anonymous
in Animal

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? - Of course. The Empire State Building can’t jump.

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Anonymous
in Priest

Why did Rolf Harris meet underage kids?

To tie his kangaroo down sport

Daniel King

What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cook out?

A jump rope!

Harveyy

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Yes, houses can’t jump at all.

Random Person
in Cannibal

What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey. What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.

Anonymous

What did the kangaroo say to the elephant. Hi up there

Your Mom

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house. Of course it can a house can’t jump.

Chase

What type of shirt do kangaroos wear jumpsuits

Heryxia
in Puns

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house 🏡. Yes because a house doesn’t jump

Anonymous
in Best

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.

Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.

Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.

Anonymous

https://soundcloud.com/alex-hill-643211961/kangaroo-max-by-ahillzzz-feat-lil-burg/reposts

Nivedh jha

In Africa a koala and a kangaroo were very thirsty the kangaroo said that when they have no water they dig a hole and water comes out of it then the kangaroo digged and in 1 minute the koala said that is there any watering there now and the kangaroo said no and the koala had to wait for so many minutes and soon water came out of the the hole and then the koala jumped into the hole and drank water and the kangaroo wanted water too so he tried to pull out the koala but instead his tail got chopped off and then they never became friends again

Jack
in Jack

Nok nok? who’s there? kanga kanga who? not kangawho kangaroo

octavius
in Dad

what do you call a group of kangaroos gangaroos

Nivedh jha

Dog the dog and maggie were frightened of her and the kangaroo said that she had to be in a hospital with a doctor jokes and maggie was walking i was going to off the road to the city hall to see her and her and I said that the only one piece dress for women readymade rb collection as he was walking in the city and maggie was a little bit more on the side of it