Animal jokes
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
What happened to the cheetah that took too many baths?
The cheetah became spotless!
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Memes
My favorite animal is a cheetah, so I hope the jokes are good.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
My dog died today. 😥
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why did the Dinosaur cross the road?
'Cause the Chicken wasn't born yet.