Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the playground?
A small boy went up to a dog fountain? The more you. HAHA gorgeous ddollars of benjamin frnakus wghen hes wearing beakini bea at the beach hahaha.
Why did the panda cross the road to get to the bamboo house?
Guys, I'm back...
Here's my joke:
What is blue and red all over?
Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.
Why is it easy to weigh fish?
Because they have their own scales! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why is it easy to weigh a fish?
Because they have their own scales.
Sometimes I am happy, and there are times I envy my dog.
What's a cow's strongest part of their body?
Their "calves"!
What do you call a scared cow?
A COW-ard.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I fucked a chimpanzee behind my local zoo.
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
Which dinosaurs masturbated the most? Triceratops, they were the horniest!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
Your mom is so fat, when she swam in the sea, Wales came up to her and said, "We are family, even now you’re fatter than me."
How do you make an octopus laugh?
Ten tickles!
What type of bee can't fly...
Answer: Kobeee!
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
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