Animal jokes
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
What is a fish without i's?
Fsh.
Why did the orphan go to the monkey exhibit?
To see his closest relatives.
What do lizards and Queen Elizabeth have in common?
They both live long with dry skin.
Why do cheetahs have spots outside of their bodies?
Because they don't have them on the inside.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flat-mate.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why did the flamingo cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Idk.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
What's the difference between an orphan and a dog?
One of them is actually loved.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...