If life was like Pacific Rim, I'd say your mom's pussy was a category 5.
What category of music did JFK like?
You could say he was a metalhead.
When people make accounts about you and a category.
All of the people disliking this category are probably emo.
Wow, my own joke. Category: I problem won’t remember this.
Why were the 1800s so crazy?
Because of Hairriet Tubman.
I only made so it's the 69th in the hair category.
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
They didn't have a category for Bald, so I chose the Bald Eagle.
Did you know that bald people have an endless forehead?
Why couldn’t the kitten watch the movie? It had a violent cat-e-gory.
(Wait, forgot about the 3rd third thing.) I have said this countless times, but it doesn't seem to be getting through to you: quit hating on particular jokes. You don't like it? Nobody cares. Don't go into the morbid jokes category, you idiots, ffs!
I'm Alya. I'm a dumb whore who ruins people's fun on this sight made for jokes with categories for orphan jokes, but I like ruining people's fun.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
Rape, 9/11, abortion, orphan, murder, dead, kill, drugs.
What makes all these categories so familiar? Either you've experienced them, or made them up in your backstory.
How to get your joke on every category? Michael Jackson, towers, morbid, emo, school, short, penis, sects, little Jonny.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking has a whole category on here about him and he can't stand up for himself.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
