Aed jokes
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
That awkward moment when a fat kid says, “That’s how I roll.”
Lynx Africa is based on a nice smell. Do you think Lynx England would smell like Stella and disappointment?
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.
What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
What do you call a space Muslim?
A Tusken Raider.
What do Michael Jackson and a plastic bag have in common?
They both are plastic and like kids.
So I saw a bag full of children near a dumpster. I guess we know where the orphans are when the parents didn’t want them.
Wouldn’t want to hope a Catholic priest comes along, otherwise the priest will have new sex toys.
School would be a lot different if the quiet kid had an RPG.
I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
What is the difference between me and a fire?
It's hot.
You’re so fat that when you sit on the toilet, it says, “A B C D E F G, get your butt off of me!”
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama so fat, she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas.
1, 2, I have a gun.
3, 4, I am in a school.
5, 6, Everyone on the ground!
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.