Aed jokes
What’s the best form of contraception?
Being a soccer fan.
What do cannibals call a person that is running?
Fast food.
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
I pushed a disabled kid down a busy road and yelled out, "Mario Kart!"
Was drinking in a bar with this girl when I suddenly blacked out. The next morning I received a letter saying they are processing my child benefits application, dafaq? I never had kids.
I heard this was a really popular funeral home. People are dying to get in.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
What show do gay men watch?
"2 and a Half Men!"
Lol at this one fellas!
What do you call a crippled man? Alex keating hahahahahahahahahahahh!
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
What do you call Darth Vader when he dies?
A black alien.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Why can’t orphans play poker? Because they don’t know what a full house is.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar