Slut jokes

Who is the biggest slut in the world? Ms. Pacman, because you give her 25 cents and she swallows balls until she dies.

My life, your life, and your sister is a slut.

Am I the only one who gives people in the neighborhood names they don't know they have? Like "Blue truck dude", "Loud dog guy", "Nice old lady with the rose bushes", "That slut across the street."

I’m not calling you a slut, I’m calling you a penny.

Two-faced, worthless, and in everyone’s pants!

Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!

Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT

Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?

If a woman sleeps with 10 men she's a slut, but if a man does it... He's gay, definitely gay.

What do you call a vegan slut?

A garden ho!

The wine taster at an old vineyard died. A homeless guy, looking ragged and dirty, came to apply. He persuaded the manager to give him a try.

The guy was given a glass of wine. He swirled, smelled, sipped, and spit. “It's a red wine, Merlot, three years old, grown on the South Slope and matured in oak barrels,” he said. "Impressive," said the manager.

The man is given another. “Still a red wine, Cabernet, eight years old, from the Northeast slope, stored in steel vats.”

The manager was amazed. He winked at his secretary. The secretary understood and brought out a glass of urine. The drunkard tasted it and said, “It's a blond, 27 years old, three months pregnant, and if I don't get this job, I'll tell who the father is!”

Yo mama is such a slut, she could get slapped by a pack of hot dogs and get pregnant.

When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.

Your mother is such a slut, she should be in the NFL hall of fame for the greatest wide receiver!

Why is Death the world's biggest slut?

Death gets to f*** everyone.

Q. What does a slutty mermaid get? A. Crabs.

A random guy yelled at me, "Hey, slut!"

I walked towards him.

"I prefer slit," I said.

"Why?" He asked.

"You see these wrists?" I spat at him.

We don't got sluts in the South, we got NATS: Nasty Ass Traveling Sluts.

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

I'm not calling you a slut, I'm calling you a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Yo momma so slutty, she could use a tank truck as a dildo.

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

"Jordan, motherfucker, your face looks like a slut, and your life is trash. Stop picking on kids and LEAVE THEM HELL ALONE!"