My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
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Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the dude's mom is giving, uh, 'favors' to his friends so they get hired. It's supposed to be funny because, like, who does that? Also, you should probably not ask your mom to do that unless you want everyone to think you're a loser. Facts.