There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Kick an Orphan Day
Explanation
Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, buttercup. This joke is about kicking orphans because they don't have parents to complain to. It's funny 'cause it's mean, and you're probably not that smart since you thought this was funny. Also, the author has not been diagnosed with any mental illness.