Yo mama so fat she could fly a hot air balloon by letting out her gas
K-JO
Yo mama so ugly when she tried to enter a ugly contest they said they didn't allow professionals.
The other day my wife told me to pass her her lipstick, but I accidently passed her a glue stick...she still isn't talking to me
Boss: Have a good day Me: *goes home*
To many people Not enough VooDoo dolls
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work
Why don't cannibals eat clowns. Because they taste funny
Guy: You won't eat a human, so why do you eat meat Other Guy: It is bold of you to think I won't eat a human
Your mom is so ugly when she tried to enter the ugly contest they said they don't allow professionals.
Can Febuary March
No, but April May
What did the evil chicken lay
Deviled eggs