Aed jokes
If depression is going to be my girlfriend, will she leave me?
What does a bouncy airplane sound like?
Boeing Boeing Boeing...
Me: Knock, knock. You: Who's there? Me: Music. You: Music who? Answer: A guitar is a violin without a stick.
I asked a kid why he was so blue.
Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do you call California when it’s having a wildfire? Completely normal.
When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.
Why did a cheetah fart? It needed more gas.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
A drum rolled down a hill. Ba-dum-tsssh!
Orphan: "I get all the A pluses and y'all bad!"
And then I told him: "If you feel so special, try telling your parents. You can't, can you?"
How do you fuck a cow?
Find the nearest Karen.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
What’s one thing orphans don’t have on their computer? A home page.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
A surgeon loses his job as he botched a surgery.
boss: "We have to let you go."
surgeon: "I protest innocence."
boss: "How?"
surgeon: "I thought doing your job and saving people's lives were two different things."
boss: "Get out!"
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
What’s the difference between a prostitute and a Twinkie?
Nothing. They both squirt their white stuff when you eat it.