What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, Bud
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower
Why did the bee buzz off? Beecause he had to bee somewhere.
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name rose? Dad: because a rose landed on your head. Girl 2: Hey dad, why is my name daisy? Dad: because a daisy landed on your head. Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr! Dad: Oh, Hey Brick!
What is an orphans favourite flower? Self raising 😂
What's Jack's Favorite Flower. A Rose.
Roses are red, Violets are Violet. I mean, come on it's literally in the name!
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
What is the difference between a flower and a orphan
A flower gets picked
what did the flower say to the crazy penut?
Ur going nuts boii get back on yo' plant ur to nuts for me
A girl walks in the room she asks her my why's my name flower her mom said when you were born a flower fell on your head brick walks in the room jasvidnqzkdvsosbd
What's the king of all school supplies? A ruler
What's a flower's favorite drink at the movie theater? Root Beer
What's a cow's favorite place to go during his free time? The Moooovies
What did the bee say to the flower?
Hey bud! When do you open?
What's a school shooter's favourite flower?
Columbine
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Why couldn't the sunflower ride its bike? It lost its petals.
what did the rock say to the flower?
rocks can't talk -.-
So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”
What flowers are on your face
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
