Doctor: I've got good news and bad news Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: I've got u flowers Patient: Awww, What's the bad news? Doctor: *They're for your grave*
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, Bud
What flowers are on your face
If i send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower
Roses are red, Violets are Violet. I mean, come on it's literally in the name!
a girl and her brother are walking in their garden POV:Brother. Sister:Why are you cutting those flowers?
Brother; because their beautiful!
Sister:I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't.
Brother:......
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
Why did the bee buzz off? Beecause he had to bee somewhere.
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This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
Girl 1: Dad, why is my name rose? Dad: because a rose landed on your head. Girl 2: Hey dad, why is my name daisy? Dad: because a daisy landed on your head. Boy: Hitddvjkyrefbhhhrurrrr! Dad: Oh, Hey Brick!
Roses are red, flowers are pretty, I heard your mom has a nice pair of tittys.
What is an orphans favourite flower? Self raising 😂
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue, Look at me again, It will be the end of you.
So three daughters were sitting in the same room as their mother, the first daughter asked why she was named Daisy. So the mother replies “Because when we were taking you out of the hospital, a daisy landed on your forehead.” The second daughter asked why she was named Rose. So the mother explained “Same as Daisy, when you we were taking you out of the hospital, a rose petal landed on your forehead.” The third daughter then said “ksvrjxbdkavdowbxksb” so the mother said “Shut Up Brick!”
What's Jack's Favorite Flower. A Rose.
A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!
Somebody keeps sending me flowers with their heads cut off.
I think I'm being stalked.
