If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
if republicans really wanted to enact pro life legislation, they would ban guns. not abortion.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal fucking cunts
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never do anything to prevent?
A school shooting.
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
Why do INBRED RACIST WHITE TRASH SCUM live on "Welfare" and vote for Republicans"?
Answer; Because they are RETARDED due to rhe "Inbreeding"!
Why do Republican men hate transgender people?
Because they lost a dick-measuring contest to a ladyboy in Thailand!
"Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"
"Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for? campaign contribution to the Republican Party
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment? Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Donald Trump secretly admires Joe Biden. How do I know?
He attempts to imitate "Sleepy Joe" by falling asleep during his court cases and during part of the Republican National Convention!
What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it 🐕 🗽
What does Matthew McConaughey say at the Republican convention...
We're gonna take back what is ours, alt right, alt right, alt right, hee heeeee...
What’s the difference between a gun and liberals? Guns only have one trigger
What is meals on wheels to a christain nationalist that is also a conservative republican politician a gay man in a wheelchair that is poor and also physicality handicapped and who is also well-endowed
What do you get when you cross a fat christain nationalist that is heteroflexable and a christain nationalist politician who is also a born again christain and a conservative republican that has a small penis a tv evangelist on steroids
What are four ways a condom is like a republican elephant? 1. It stands for inflation. 2. It limits production. 3. It encourages cooperation. 4. It gives you a feeling of security even though you know you're being screwed.
"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
