What did the green grape say to the purple one?
"Calm down and take a breath."
Hey, listen up, buttercup! So, you know how grapes can be green or purple, right? Well, the joke is that the purple grape is probably all worked up, maybe turning red like when you're mad. The green grape tells it to chill out and "take a breath," like when someone's hyperventilating. Get it? You still there?
Yo mum
Best joke ever