I lit a retirement home on fire so that all the seniors can be cremated for free.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is about a guy who set a retirement home ablaze. Why? So the old folks could get cremated without paying. Get it? It's funny 'cause, well, cremation ain't usually free, genius. Your brain must be smoother than a bowling ball.